Of course, I bet what you would really want is a tight little pussy to fuck. I may be able to help with that. No… I am not coming over there and fucking you you’ll just have to keep dreaming about that one, but… today we are gonna construct a fussy thats right, its a fake pussy!

Now, if you are sitting here in your jammies reading this and hoping to bust a nut right now, I suggest you get that thought out of your head, because this is probably going to require a trip to the grocery store. Trust me, it’ll be soooo worth it. So throw on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and get these things. Lube if you don’t have any (I like astroglide myself), a large jar of roasted sweet peppers (they are going to be red and large and packed in oil… don’t get hot peppers or pickled peppers!) and get a case of beer.

Okay… now that you are back from the store with what I told you, I wan’t you to first go to my fanclub homepage and read all the instruction in my Daily Diary, where I guide you to get you best tease ever.

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Join my Fanclub to get a tease everyday and be my personal stroker toy!!!

Follow my comands!!!!!

Get comfortable and (if you’re a lube user) get your lube or lotion. Slather the lube all over your cock, really drench it, get your cock nice and wet. Now, wrap your hand around the base of your cock and slowly stroke up … now, down …. Up … and then down. Count down from 5 and stroke as FAST as you can. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Stop. Wrap your hand around the head of your cock. Don’t stroke, just squeeze. Now, edge again ….. this time use SLOW strokes as you count down from 10. Stop.

Edge again by doing FAST strokes for a count of 5 and then STOP. Each time you stop let yourself get slightly soft. Then, start up again. Alternate SLOW to a ten count with FAST to a five count. DO NOT CUM.

Do the FAST/SLOW sequence at least 2 times…it’s even better if you can go longer. When you feel you can’t stand it any longer put your hands on your balls. Feel the weight, the heft … feel your balls filling up….getting bigger, tighter and heavier …. Aching, aching for release.

Now, concentrate on how your penis feels….lightly stroke with just the tips of your fingers….trace up the vein at the base of your cock, right there on the underside, right on that sensitive vein. Come up to the base of the mushroom head and lightly move the tip of your finger around the underside of your cock head. Now, move your finger to the top of your cock and run the tip of your finger very lightly right around the hole … rub that pre cum all over your cockhead. Good.

Take a deep breath …. And call me throu my Get Closer to see what to do next.

How to call me throu Get Closer Feature – dial my private, toll-free 1-877-226-3263 (overseas callers, dial 001-561-622-5046). Follow the prompts. After you have entered my six-digit Star number # 483252 , and your iFriendsV2 membership number, you’ll be given the option to connect to me LIVE, WET and WARM!!!

I’m waiting your calling today …. don’t be a loser, do it and do it now for your Goddess!!!